Dear Jennifer Aniston,
Until you start taking a real acting career seriously, we here at Reel Talk are begging you to please refrain from making movies. I'll explain:
1) Your last few movies (The Switch, The Bounty Hunter, and Love Happens) tanked at the box office. This is interesting since, if you think about it, ALL of your movies have been exactly like those three but did better at the box office. This could only mean your bad movies are getting worse.
2) Your confidence is admirable. But let me let you in on a little secret I don't think many people have told you about: you're not as good as you think you are. There's absolutely nothing wrong with taking supporting roles and letting the real actresses play the bigger parts. Just ask Jennifer Connelly, Marcia Gay Harden and Thandie Newton. There's beauty in humility.
3) Has Rachel from Friends ever suffered from schizophrenia? No? Then why does every character you play act like Rachel but call themselves a different name? Get some range for crying out loud!
4) Review 1-3 and re-examine your newest flick, Just Go With It co-starring Adam Sandler (we can't expect anything better from him), in theaters February 11, 2011.
See what I mean?
Your friends at Reel Talk