The Trailer for "GI Joe: Retaliation" Is So Delicious It Must Be Fattening

Goodness knows we don't need another GI Joe movie. But any chance to ogle at the sweaty pecs of The Rock, er, Dwayne Johnson, I'm sure would be "winning" even in Charlie Sheen's book.

In the clip you'll see below, The Rock gracefully introduces us to the mayhem that appears to be GI Joe: Retaliation, the third in the mega-action franchise. Director Jon M. Chun (best known for, ahem, Step Up 2) takes the reigns from Stephen Sommers who directed the first one. The story follows the team as they square off against Zartan. And...yada yada yada...Channing Tatum struggles to utter the most unconvincing lines in the history of unconvincing lines... lots of explosion, witty banter...and, oh hey, Bruce Willis! Why do you need to know anything else?

I'm a little worried that the director who choreographed the lame numbers in a lamer dance movie is dipping his fingers in this type of thing, but judging by the trailer, I'm kind of digging the transition. Thoughts? The movie explodes into theaters June 29, 2012. Get your popcorn ready.