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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Razzies Bid Adieu to the 'TWILIGHT' Saga by Taking a Torch To It


With all the endless debate of this season's awards bait, the ridicule of undeniably godawful movies has fallen to the wayside. And that's a real shame, because there have been a-plenty that deserves it over the past 12 months. 

Thankfully, the Golden Raspberry Award nominations (the Razzies) are here to remind us of all the stinkers. And it looks like they had no mercy on the eagerly-embraced finale to the Twilight series, which was nominated it in EVERY SINGLE CATEGORY. That's quite an accomplishment. What's also an achievement is Tyler Perry's nomination for worst actress for his performance in Madea's Witness Protection (one of four nods for the actor). 

Remember The Three Stooges? That's My Boy? Ghost Rider 2? Before that PTSD settles in real good, check out the full list of nonsense nominees below:

WORST PICTURE

Battleship
The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
That's My Boy
A Thousand Words
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


WORST DIRECTOR 

Sean Anders - That's My Boy
Peter Berg - Battleship
Bill Condon - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Tyler Perry - Good Deeds / Madea's Witness Protection
John Putch - Atlas Shrugged: Part II

WORST ACTRESS

Katherine Heigl - One for the Money
Milla Jovovich - Resident Evil: Retribution
Tyler Perry - Madea's Witness Protection
Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman
Barbra Streisand - The Guilt Trip

WORST ACTOR

Nicolas Cage - Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
Eddie Murphy - A Thousand Words
Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Tyler Perry - Alex Cross / Good Deeds
Adam Sandler - That's My Boy

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jessica Biel - Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
Brooklyn Decker - Battleship / What to Expect When You're Expecting
Ashley Greene - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Jennifer Lopez - What to Expect When You're Expecting
Rihanna - Battleship

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR 

David Hasselhoff - Pirannha 3-DD
Taylor Lautner - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Liam Neeson - Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
Nick Swardson - That's My Boy
Vanilla Ice - That's My Boy

WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE 

Battleship
The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
That's My Boy
The Twilight Saga: Eclipsed Part II
Madea's Witness Protection


WORST SCREENPLAY 

Atlas Shrugged Part II
Battleship
That's My Boy
A Thousand Words
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL 

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
Pirannha 3-DD
Red Dawn
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Madea's Witness Protection


WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Any two cast members from Jersy Shore in The Three Stooges
Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea's Witness Protection
Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That's My Boy

2 comments:

Gaby said...

I'm so happy I skipped most of these movies.

Daniel said...

Some pieces of crap on that list, Twilight should have a whole year decidated to them.

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