Rita Moreno Proves She's Still Better Than the Rest of Us at Saturday Night's Wild Screen Actors Guild Awards

If there was ever a party I wanted to be invited to it was tonight's Screen Actors Guild Awards. It was the ultimate infinity-drink-minimum/say-what-you-want-we've-got-a-bleep-handy ceremony. Along with the delectable bouquet of pretty people we've all come to accept this season (shout out to Jared Leto, his hair, and his beautiful mother, who also has a gorgeous mane), the great Rita Moreno graced us with her presence as she accepted the lifetime achievement award looking like a rock and roll goddess:

Upon accepting her green naked man statue, she spills a couple of F-bombs and acknowledges both Brad Pitt and Jeremy Renner (feigning an apology, then quickly taken it back like only a boss can). Excuse me as I twirl to the beat of "America" from West Side Story.

Matthew McConaughey talks to us a little about astronomy (or so that's what I gathered from his all-the-way-out-there acceptance speech). But who could pay attention to what he's saying at all when he looks so hot? Meanwhile, on the TV side, Breaking Bad won big time, taking home awards for best actor (Bryan Cranston) and best ensemble in a drama series for their epic final season. And Julia Louis-Dreyfus kept the show lively with a hilarious acceptance speech for her inimitable performance on Veep. Don't watch this clip if you're allergic to joy:

The winners of my best-dressed list (and arguably the more coveted honor) are as follows:

Amy Adams

Jennifer Lawrence

Lupita Nyong'o

And here are the actual Screen Actors Guild Award winners:

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

LUPITA NYONG’O / Patsey – “12 YEARS A SLAVE” (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
JARED LETO / Rayon – “DALLAS BUYERS CLUB” (Focus Features)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS / Vice President Selina Meyer – “VEEP” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
TY BURRELL / Phil Dunphy – “MODERN FAMILY” (ABC)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
MODERN FAMILY (ABC)
JULIE BOWEN / Claire Dunphy
TY BURRELL / Phil Dunphy
AUBREY ANDERSON EMMONS / Lily Tucker-Pritchett
JESSE TYLER FERGUSON / Mitchell Pritchett
NOLAN GOULD / Luke Dunphy
SARAH HYLAND / Haley Dunphy
ED O’NEILL / Jay Pritchett
RICO RODRIGUEZ / Manny Delgado
ERIC STONESTREET / Cameron Tucker
SOFIA VERGARA / Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
ARIEL WINTER / Alex Dunphy

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
HELEN MIRREN / Linda Kenney Baden – “PHIL SPECTOR” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
MICHAEL DOUGLAS / Liberace – “BEHIND THE CANDELABRA” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
MAGGIE SMITH / Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham – “DOWNTON ABBEY” (PBS)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
BRYAN CRANSTON / Walter White – “BREAKING BAD” (AMC)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
BREAKING BAD (AMC):

MICHAEL BOWEN / Uncle Jack
BETSY BRANDT / Marie Schrader
BRYAN CRANSTON / Walter White
LAVELL CRAWFORD / Huell
TAIT FLETCHER / Lester
LAURA FRASER / Lydia Rodarte-Quale
ANNA GUNN / Skyler White
MATTHEW T. METZLER / Matt
RJ MITTE / Walter White Jr.
DEAN NORRIS / Hank Schrader
BOB ODENKIRK / Saul Goodman
AARON PAUL / Jesse Pinkman
JESSE PLEMONS / Todd
STEVEN MICHAEL QUEZADA / Gomez
KEVIN RANKIN / Kenny
PATRICK SANE / Frankie

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY / Ron Woodroof – “DALLAS BUYERS CLUB” (Focus Features)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
CATE BLANCHETT / Jasmine – “BLUE JASMINE” (Sony Pictures Classics)

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
AMERICAN HUSTLE (Columbia Pictures)

AMY ADAMS / Sydney Prosser
CHRISTIAN BALE / Irving Rosenfeld
LOUIS C.K. / Stoddard Thorsen
BRADLEY COOPER / Richie DiMaso
PAUL HERMAN / Alfonse Simone
JACK HUSTON / Pete Musane
JENNIFER LAWRENCE / Rosalyn Rosenfeld
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA / Federal Prosecutor
MICHAEL PEÑA / Sheik (Agent Hernandez)
JEREMY RENNER / Mayor Carmine Polito
ELISABETH RÖHM / Dolly Polito
SHEA WHIGHAM / Carl Elway