I know in the age of the Internet, you'd pretty much have to unplug your TV, throw out your computer and sit alone in the darkness of your own home in order to avoid spoilers. But still, I manage to avoid them about 90% of the time. Which means I definitely will not be watching the season premiere of Showtime's Penny Dreadful before its Sunday night airing, despite the network releasing it online in advance. But since I love you guys, I am giving it to you to watch here. Just remember: don't tell me anything about it.